“I’m gonna start at about an 11, then I’m gonna take it to a 15 real quick.” Ever since Thursday’s hearing before the Senate judiciary committee at which prospective Supreme Court justice Brett Kavanaugh was asked about the accusations of sexual assault levied against him, stemming from events in his adolescence, America has been asking one question: What’s Saturday Night Live going to do ? Is this a healthy impulse? Probably not, but how will we know what’s funny unless comedians tell us? Okay, sure, that’s the question a lot of people ask about nearly every major news event, but the Kavanaugh hearing was different, because a.) it came right before Saturday Night Live ’s season 44 premiere and b.) the show has made a habit recently of casting big-name celebrities in these sorts of parts. ( Alec Baldwin , of course, plays Donald Trump, but Melissa McCarthy essayed Sean Spicer, Robert De Niro has played Robert Mueller, etc., etc., etc.) So how would Saturday Night Live handle ...